You guys, I lost my address book. And of course my Christmas card list is in it. I'm ready to do cards and...no addresses!

SO, lj friends of my heart. Can you post your address here for my mailing pleasure? Comments are screeend.

Today I received a call on my cell from Albany, NY. Actually, Glen Falls to be exact. I recognized the upstate NY 518 area code. It was strange because I no longer talk to anyone I knew there. Except Jewyls - was it you?! Was it any of my lj friends?

I hope it was a wrong number. Or maybe someone wishing me Happy 4/20! I called it back so if they really wanted to talk to me they could've picked up. It just totally creeped me out.

On another note, this guy is one of the most amazing artists I have ever seen. Seriously, go look. You'll shit, it's insane.

I feel like I am possibly one of the only people in the whole wide civilized world who has never read ANY Harry Potter OR seen one of the movies.

I've also never watched Star Trek, ever. Am I like, voted off the island now?

Our friend Shawn had to go to court last week for slapping a horse's ass. It happened to be a police horse, and it happened to be patrolling downtown. The charge was assault on an officer, can you believe? Shawn insists it was just a love swat. I don't know, he's usually one drunk kid. What really killed me is that his public defender said he'd already had two other guys in for the same thing.

Spending court time and money on horse smacks - it seems pretty silly when there's real issues to consider here. Like being the highest in the nation for DWI, teen pregnancy, FAS babies...we are the winners! What the fuck is wrong with this place? It's really too easy to rile people up here. NM attracts assholes and idiots. Shawn and the cops being both.

I really loved this picture of me and Isaac. This was taken at Melissa and John's wedding, Nov. 6, 2005. The photographer was pretty damn good, right? I'm going to have order a bunch of prints from that set of photos, I'd like this one in an 8" x 10". However, I do look a little too much like my mom for my taste.

CONGRATULATIONS, MELISSA AND JOHN!!!

I decided to cut my losses with a friendship that has caused me heartache and sadness recently. Sometimes I just have to take a hint and preserve my own energy.

And, in the name of preserving comfort zones, [both of ours] I am doing a friends list cleaning today.

Now this is an interesting bill on weather modification: S 517 IS. Effective date: October 1, 2005. I like the 'and for other purposes'.

I heard Richard C. talk about this on Coast to Coast AM one night and I had to look it up just to verify. He gave the number but to find it, I had to search for "weather modification". I couldn't find it as #517 at all.

HR 2863 RFS - The DOD appropriations [which also came up on that search] is really pretty good, too.

I hear Demi is pregnant with Ashton's love child.

And speaking of Demi, [sort of] I also heard Bruce Willis is dating Lindsay Lohan. Any truth in that shit?